Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Episode 9 - The Gay and The Girl

Episode 9 is available to download or stream via Podomatic.
This time two friends from the world of Twitter and blogging take a spin on the mouthpiece. Introducing Elliot Robinson and Susan McLellen -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 9 - The Gay and The Girl

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Listen as the 'dildonic duo' confuse their guests into stunned silence with topics such as:

Roberts' inner ear issues
The Cat Piss Kid
Apologies (To and From Both Scratcher and Roberts)
Sex With Raw Meat
A Johnny Based School Prank
Prescribed Piles Scratching Techniques
Inventions
Outing
Japanese Deviancy
Buying and Selling Soiled Underpants
Our 'Demographic'
Things We've Learned From Porn
Geoffrey Stickleback


And many more..........

Thanks for listening.

You can check out Susan's blog "Speedqueenie's Juice Explosion" here:

http://www.speedqueenie.com/

And Elliot's "There's a Point in There Somewhere" here:

http://theresapointintheresomewhere.wordpress.com/

Both are prolific Twitterers and you and follow them on:

@Speedqueenie and @Elliot_Jr

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Friday, 14 October 2011

Episode 8 - Gynoid: Nazi Sex Dolls (Operation Shitty Tramp Pockets)

Episode 8 is now available to download or stream via Podomatic. An almost special guest episode featuring Dan's (for the first time ever) very quiet better half -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece: Episode 8 - Gynoid: Nazi Sex Dolls

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This weeks rambles cover:

Vlad the Impailer
Nazi Sex Enginutiy
Operation "Shitty Tramp Pockets"
Old School Contraception
Sperm Donation
Film/T.V Lies
The Holy Grail
Other Sexy Relics
Syphillis at War
Syphilitic Benefits
Other Podomatic Podcasts
Ewok Sex Toys
More Facebook Bitterness


And other such oral detritus.........

Thanks for listening and supporting two fools.

Sadly I couldn't find any pictures of the Gynoid, but I think this illustrates the point nicely:



Also, while I was searching "Nazi Sex Doll" on Google and waiting for the government to kick down my front door, I came across this tome of  amazingness:

 

You can buy this from Amazon HERE....Enjoy!

You can read the Gynoid article for yourself here:

TIME Newsfeed

And once again our good old reliable listener, Ross, came up with the goods and has sent us this video from Episode 10, Season 2 of Deadliest Warrior in which they demonstrate Mr. The Impaler's preferred impaling technique. My favourite part is the bit where the Sun Tzu enthusiast surmises that impaling is the work of "an emotional man".



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Monday, 3 October 2011

Episode 7 - I R Gay

Episode 7 is now available to download via Podomatic. A second special guest edition featuring Jack Cullen -


Skeletor's Mouthpiece: Episode 7 - I R Gay

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Topics covered this week include:

Scratcher's obliviousness to the world of Grindr and Blendr
Underarm Sexyness
The Sights of Hertford Town
Myspace Dating
Cottaging
Technical Difficulties
Surname Origins
Rape Voice
Gay Nazis
Racist Parents
Gay Terrorists
DIY Porn

And many many more........

Thanks for listening.

Make sure you check out Jack's blog -

Jack of Hearts


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Saturday, 24 September 2011

Episode 6 - The Legend of the Swan Plops: Part 2 ~ Sympathetically Aroused

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Topics covered this week include:

Coffee Super Powers
Decaffeinated Drinks
Lethal Doses
Botulism
Joan Collins
Sylvester Stallone
Uncle Ben
Road Trippin'
Bum Drugs
Text With A Stripper
Wasp Annihilation 

Thanks for listening.

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Friday, 23 September 2011

Episode 5 - The Legend of the Swan Plops: Part 1 ~ Mono-brow Wheadon

Episode 5 is now available to download/stream via Podomatic. A special guest edition featuring Nick Wheadon -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece: Episode 5 - The Legend of the Swan Plops: Part 1 ~ Mono-brow Wheadon

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Topics covered this week include:

Brian Zembic - High Stakes Knocker Gambler
Greek Mythology
The Swanplops
Bakewell Tarts
Teflon Tits
Big Brother
Hollyoakes
G I Joe Twins
The Adjustment Bureau
1st Date Troubles
Farts In Space
Nazi Fart Parties

and much more.

And here is a picture of Brian Zembic for your eyes to consume. Thank you.


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Sunday, 11 September 2011

Episode 4 - Dog Gender Flavour

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Topics covered this week include:

The Hairy Bikers
Chilli-Con-Carnivals
Technophobia
Beating Up 4 Year Old Girls
Scratcher's Wife (Again)
Male Boob Jobs
Knocker Attachments
Gender Bending
Going Total Recall
Otter Spotting
Wroxham
Roy's Monopoly
Dead Wet Pigeons
Dog Gender Clarification Methods

Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy it.

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Monday, 29 August 2011

Episode 3 - Juan Baptista Dos Santos

Episode 3 is now available to stream/download via Podomatic.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece - Episode 3: Juan Baptista Dos Santos

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Topics covered this week include:

Feet Of Clay
Lady Gaga
Scratcher's Lovely Voice
More Foreskin
Wayne Rooney
Hair Transplants
Film Pitch
Surgery
Moles
Tracing Ballbag
Job Seekers Allowance

And finally, the star of the show.....

Juan Baptista Dos Santos


Also, here is the video evidence of Roberts' Rainbow based plaguerism:


Thank you. And a special thanks to Juan Baptista Dos Santos, just for being you.

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Friday, 19 August 2011

Episode 2 - How many skins?

Episode is now up and available to stream and/or download after a week spent salvaging what we could from the mess we recorded.

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Topics covered this week include:

What we've learnt
Foreskin
Right Angle Pisses
Judaism
Docking
Vegans
Jamie Kilstein
Citizen Radio
Facebook
Too Much Twitter


Thank you.

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Sunday, 7 August 2011

Episode 1 - Bum Breathing (Pilot)

For a hobby, this sure has proved to be rather stressful. After a day crawling about the Internet for a hosting solution we finally stumbled across PodOMatic which is by a long way the best option for us. Not only is it free to use but it was very simple for a couple of Internet mongs like us.

Having never even subscribed to an RSS, let alone set one up, I am hoping this post alerts our subscribers (which we have 3 of) to new content.

Failing that - you can listen online or download for free using the little download button down the bottom HERE -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece - Episode 1: Bum Breathing (Pilot)

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Topics covered this week include:

Podcasting
Recommended listening
Bum breathing
Popeye's sex life
Carrier pigeons
Dual genital problems

Hope you enjoy it. Tell your friends if you do. And if you don't, tell your enemies.

Thank you.

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