Friday 30 December 2011

Episode 16 - Faecally Focused Facial Flatulence

Episode 16 has floated up from the 'tinterweb u-bend, like a turd that won't flush, and is available for download or stream via Podomatic.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 16 - Faecally Focused Facial Flatulence

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Listen in awe and disgust as two men, approaching their thirties, giggle like idiots at poo related tales and share far too much with a listenership they've never met.

Topics floating around the bowl include:

Family Crisp Thievery
Third World Dane End
Lust For Laminate
Jingle Difficulty & 'The Human Meatbox'
Piles Stress
The Scratcher Family Rectal History
Atomic Butt Mustard & Anusol
Bear Bung-Hole
Toilet Time Wasting
Wiping Technique
Roberts' School Arsewipe Class Trauma
Bird Poo Ice Cream
Scratcher's Child Labour Upbringing
Guess Poo
The Rorschit Test
Anus Punch Incident
Bathtime!
Jizz Results

And Many More...........

No pictures again this week, we've all seen poo, it's not big and it's not clever.....................but it is funny!



How cute.

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Thursday 22 December 2011

Episode 15 - Flab Stabbing

Episode 15 has been tested and is fit for consumption via Podomatic.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 15 - Flab Stabbing

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Roberts and Scratcher are back in the kitchen and the discussion is lively, but never............sorry always, oversteps the mark.

This time round, the duo discuss:

Intro Technique
Jewsons
Saturday Morning Wank Ritual
Accidental Insect Interference
Old School Bush Porn 
The Porn Barn
Porno Calling Cards
Roberts' Dane End Tales
The Soft-core Years
Homosexual Accusation
Extremes In Porn
Flab Jabbing & The Double Chin Job
New Sex Moves
Various Fetishes


And Many More.........

Also we have made December "Free Porn Month". The best emails we receive get a prize, mostly Roberts' old porn. There's incentive for you!

Get cracking and chuck your mess down our cyber pipe at: Skeletorsmouthpiece@gmail.com

It's been a porn heavy episode and I figured there's no point in putting any links up as I'm fairly sure you can find it yourself, you filthy, filthy perverts.

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Thanks for listening.

Monday 12 December 2011

Episode 14 - Heroes. Villains. Buttocks.

Episode 14 is available to stream and download via Podomatic.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 14 - Heroes. Villains. Buttocks.

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An (unusually) unprepaired Scratcher confounds and angers Roberts as 'Semi Colon' & 'The Cock Faced Kid' discuss:

Japanese Gods
Crap Superheroes
Superpowers
Piss Poor Preparation
Robert's Radioplay

Our two heroes then act out a scene from Roberts' oscar worthy script:

"The Return of Genghis Khan & The Black Death"


When the perfomance is over the pair of thesps discuss:

The Massive Stitch Up
Good & Bad Acting
Roberts' Period Solution (If He Were In Charge)


All interspersed with other bits of stray toss...............

All of this, still unknowingly, brought to you by Vita Coco: "It's a bit odd after you've had some beer."


Here is 'Dennis Cyplenkov' in all his large handed glory:






Half man, half bear.............. all freakish bitch.

Check out the crap superheroes here:
http://www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=973

And emerse yourself in the world of mental Japanese mythology here:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-223-japanese-monsters/

Exclusively for us, here is the only recorded photograph of Shirame', the eye butthole god.



Quite an exclusive.

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Thanks for listening.............................and I in no way endorse Adam Roberts' buttocks.

Monday 5 December 2011

Episode 13 - Admin (Brought to you by Vita Coco)

Episode 13 has finally arrived after a short hiatus and is available to download or stream via Podomatic. Roberts and Scratcher are back like herpes......

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 13 - Admin

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After a break to move houses and an attempt to construct a studio (with coat hangers!) it's back to just the two fools for the first time in a long time, and with new intro music to boot. Let us know what you think, drop us an e-mail.

Skeletorsmouthpiece@gmail.com

Topics smothered this week include:

Roberts Throwing a Silent Strop
Listenership Going Mental
Our Rise Into The Podomatic Top Ten
Self Induced Download Overload
Roberts' Aggressive E-mail Demands
Retarded D.I.Y Capers
New Listener(s) (Clefty Guns)
Podcast Greg & The Interview
Helium Buffoons
Whoring For a Coconut Drink

And many more..........

There's also some Pragmataphobia film reviews, in which we cover:

In Time
Immortals
Captain America

Enjoy, thanks for listening and welcome to the the Mouthpiece, you filthy perverts.

You can read our interview for Greg's blog 'Pod-World' here: http://mypodworld.blogspot.com/2011/11/starting-podcast-skeletors-mouthpiece.html

And you can read the unedited XXX version, in which Roberts calls me a dick, ALOT, here:
Skeletor's Mouthpiece unedited interview.

Take a look at our You Tube channel for a few nuggets of 'piece with pictures':

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