It's the final instalment of 'Headlines!' the game in which our guest, Luke Mcfiddles, is forced to decide which piece of Roberts or Scratchers top notch, Pulitzer prize winning journalism will make it into his newspaper.
Don't worry, it's all imaginary. We're not allowed near real newspapers.
Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 12 - Headlines: Part 2 ~ Erection Productivity
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As the competition heats up Scratcher and Roberts Pitch:
Speedcunts
Tramp Toucher
Arachnophilia
Jizz Test
Luke then makes the toughest decision of his life, who will make the front page and who will be sleeping underneath it?
After the dust has settled and the rightful winner has emerged victorious the trio go on to discuss:
The Worlds Longest Sentence
Vocal Euthanasia
Rumfest
Ron Jeremy
New School Porn 'Stars'
Gauging Porn Intelligence
Roberts' Reputation
Peeping Tom
Giraffe Molestation Techniques
Naked Ice Skating
And plenty more besides...............
Thanks for spending your time listening to our rambling toss, keep coming back.
Here's a picture of Ron Jeremy & his rum, sadly without a knob shaped bottle:
Yep, that guys gets paid to do sex.
Here's a still from the T.V advert:
Ok, maybe not.
As promised, here's the video of Roberts' adventures with the 'wibbly hand man':
LLLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!!!!!!
You can check out the brazillian Wandering Spider article here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
And here's the reason why we don't recommend Giraffe bothering:
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Thanks Again. This will be our last podcast for a short time, while we build a new 'studio' as we have had to move on from Adams bedroom at Ma's. It will be missed. On the plus side the new one wont be held together with quite so much jizz.............maybe. We'll be back, stronger than ever, very soon...and with sweet new intro music.
Keep sending us those emails, we're going to need them!
