Friday 30 December 2011

Episode 16 - Faecally Focused Facial Flatulence

Episode 16 has floated up from the 'tinterweb u-bend, like a turd that won't flush, and is available for download or stream via Podomatic.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 16 - Faecally Focused Facial Flatulence

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Listen in awe and disgust as two men, approaching their thirties, giggle like idiots at poo related tales and share far too much with a listenership they've never met.

Topics floating around the bowl include:

Family Crisp Thievery
Third World Dane End
Lust For Laminate
Jingle Difficulty & 'The Human Meatbox'
Piles Stress
The Scratcher Family Rectal History
Atomic Butt Mustard & Anusol
Bear Bung-Hole
Toilet Time Wasting
Wiping Technique
Roberts' School Arsewipe Class Trauma
Bird Poo Ice Cream
Scratcher's Child Labour Upbringing
Guess Poo
The Rorschit Test
Anus Punch Incident
Bathtime!
Jizz Results

And Many More...........

No pictures again this week, we've all seen poo, it's not big and it's not clever.....................but it is funny!



How cute.

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Thanks for listening, keep coming back for all of your mouthpiece needs, and if you're new, there's no going back now.

Thursday 22 December 2011

Episode 15 - Flab Stabbing

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Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 15 - Flab Stabbing

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Roberts and Scratcher are back in the kitchen and the discussion is lively, but never............sorry always, oversteps the mark.

This time round, the duo discuss:

Intro Technique
Jewsons
Saturday Morning Wank Ritual
Accidental Insect Interference
Old School Bush Porn 
The Porn Barn
Porno Calling Cards
Roberts' Dane End Tales
The Soft-core Years
Homosexual Accusation
Extremes In Porn
Flab Jabbing & The Double Chin Job
New Sex Moves
Various Fetishes


And Many More.........

Also we have made December "Free Porn Month". The best emails we receive get a prize, mostly Roberts' old porn. There's incentive for you!

Get cracking and chuck your mess down our cyber pipe at: Skeletorsmouthpiece@gmail.com

It's been a porn heavy episode and I figured there's no point in putting any links up as I'm fairly sure you can find it yourself, you filthy, filthy perverts.

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Thanks for listening.

Monday 12 December 2011

Episode 14 - Heroes. Villains. Buttocks.

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Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 14 - Heroes. Villains. Buttocks.

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An (unusually) unprepaired Scratcher confounds and angers Roberts as 'Semi Colon' & 'The Cock Faced Kid' discuss:

Japanese Gods
Crap Superheroes
Superpowers
Piss Poor Preparation
Robert's Radioplay

Our two heroes then act out a scene from Roberts' oscar worthy script:

"The Return of Genghis Khan & The Black Death"


When the perfomance is over the pair of thesps discuss:

The Massive Stitch Up
Good & Bad Acting
Roberts' Period Solution (If He Were In Charge)


All interspersed with other bits of stray toss...............

All of this, still unknowingly, brought to you by Vita Coco: "It's a bit odd after you've had some beer."


Here is 'Dennis Cyplenkov' in all his large handed glory:






Half man, half bear.............. all freakish bitch.

Check out the crap superheroes here:
http://www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=973

And emerse yourself in the world of mental Japanese mythology here:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-223-japanese-monsters/

Exclusively for us, here is the only recorded photograph of Shirame', the eye butthole god.



Quite an exclusive.

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Thanks for listening.............................and I in no way endorse Adam Roberts' buttocks.

Monday 5 December 2011

Episode 13 - Admin (Brought to you by Vita Coco)

Episode 13 has finally arrived after a short hiatus and is available to download or stream via Podomatic. Roberts and Scratcher are back like herpes......

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 13 - Admin

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After a break to move houses and an attempt to construct a studio (with coat hangers!) it's back to just the two fools for the first time in a long time, and with new intro music to boot. Let us know what you think, drop us an e-mail.

Skeletorsmouthpiece@gmail.com

Topics smothered this week include:

Roberts Throwing a Silent Strop
Listenership Going Mental
Our Rise Into The Podomatic Top Ten
Self Induced Download Overload
Roberts' Aggressive E-mail Demands
Retarded D.I.Y Capers
New Listener(s) (Clefty Guns)
Podcast Greg & The Interview
Helium Buffoons
Whoring For a Coconut Drink

And many more..........

There's also some Pragmataphobia film reviews, in which we cover:

In Time
Immortals
Captain America

Enjoy, thanks for listening and welcome to the the Mouthpiece, you filthy perverts.

You can read our interview for Greg's blog 'Pod-World' here: http://mypodworld.blogspot.com/2011/11/starting-podcast-skeletors-mouthpiece.html

And you can read the unedited XXX version, in which Roberts calls me a dick, ALOT, here:
Skeletor's Mouthpiece unedited interview.

Take a look at our You Tube channel for a few nuggets of 'piece with pictures':

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Monday 14 November 2011

Episode 12 - Headlines: Part 2 ~Erection Productivity

Episode 12 is now available to stream/download via Podomatic.
It's the final instalment of 'Headlines!' the game in which our guest, Luke Mcfiddles, is forced to decide which piece of Roberts or Scratchers top notch, Pulitzer prize winning journalism will make it into his newspaper.

Don't worry, it's all imaginary. We're not allowed near real newspapers.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 12 - Headlines: Part 2 ~ Erection Productivity

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As the competition heats up Scratcher and Roberts Pitch:

Speedcunts
Tramp Toucher
Arachnophilia
Jizz Test

Luke then makes the toughest decision of his life, who will make the front page and who will be sleeping underneath it?

After the dust has settled and the rightful winner has emerged victorious the trio go on to discuss:

The Worlds Longest Sentence
Vocal Euthanasia
Rumfest
Ron Jeremy
New School Porn 'Stars'
Gauging Porn Intelligence
Roberts' Reputation
Peeping Tom
Giraffe Molestation Techniques
Naked Ice Skating


And plenty more besides...............

Thanks for spending your time listening to our rambling toss, keep coming back.

Here's a picture of Ron Jeremy & his rum, sadly without a knob shaped bottle:



Yep, that guys gets paid to do sex.

Here's a still from the T.V advert:



Ok, maybe not.

As promised, here's the video of Roberts' adventures with the 'wibbly hand man':


LLLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!!!!!!

You can check out the brazillian Wandering Spider article here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

And here's the reason why we don't recommend Giraffe bothering:


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Thanks Again. This will be our last podcast for a short time, while we build a new 'studio' as we have had to move on from Adams bedroom at Ma's. It will be missed. On the plus side the new one wont be held together with quite so much jizz.............maybe. We'll be back, stronger than ever, very soon...and with sweet new intro music.

Keep sending us those emails, we're going to need them!

Monday 31 October 2011

Episode 11 - Headlines: Part 1 ~ The Pragmatophobe

Episode 11 is here for your (r)ears and is available to download or stream via Podomatic.
Roberts' padawan learner Luke "McFiddles" McFayden spends some time in our company this week.

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 11 - Headlines: Part 1 ~ The Pragmatophobe

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Roberts introduces Scratcher and Luke to his new favourite podcast and the trio discuss:

The Pragmataphobe
Paedo Joke Embargo
The Split of Alex and Jake
Monosyllabic Film Reviews
Meme and Our Lack of Understanding of The Subject

Then Luke goes mental with power as we play:


Headlines! - The Game

This brings up the topics:

Muller Blight
The Biggest Spot in The World, EVER!
Home Facelift Remedy
Armadillo Assault
Media Plagiarism
Scratchers Investigative Powers
The Roberts/Jesus Connection
Poo Into Gold

This episode also sees the debut of a wicked new jingle sent to us by our good friend Rosco. Thanks very much man, It's the fresh titties.

Enjoy, and thanks for listening. Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion of:


Headlines! - The Game

What toss will the two budding journalists launch into your face next?

Cheers to Alex from "The Pragmatophobia Podcast" for being a good sport and not calling the authorities, also for sending us a link to a webpage explaining meme.

http://www.squidoo.com/top-10-internet-memes

Make Sure you give a listen to "The Pragmatophobia Podcast" it can be found here:

http://www.podomatic.com/profile/alexandjakegowild

You can now follow Alex, the pragmatophobe himself, on Twitter: @pragmataphobia

Also you can follow Luke on Twitter: @L_McFayden

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Thursday 27 October 2011

Episode 10 - The Gay and The Girl (Part II)

Episode 10 is available to download/stream via Podomatic.
The conclusion of our time spent with Susan and Elliot

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 10 - The Gay and The Girl (Part II) 

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Roberts' attempts to stay quiet fail and Scratcher runs out of energy as the foursome discuss:

Roberts' Pronunciation
Name Confusion & Nicknames
Things To Do When Rich
Meeting People Just Like You
Voices & Mannerisms
Thailand
Thai Bride Taxi Man
Balcony Jerking
Professional Masturbation Advice
Outdoor Wanks
The Slippery Porn Slope
Thai Red Bull
The Night of Misadventures
More Grindr Action
The Unified Rape Theory

And everything in-between.......

Thanks for sticking with us,or if you're new, welcome to Castle Podskull. Enjoy

To level the Karmic balance of the world, here's a little video of the protagonist from Susan's Grindr story:


Sweet moves man, sweet moves.

Make sure you take a gander at Susan and Elliot's respective blogs:

http://www.speedqueenie.com/

And...

http://theresapointintheresomewhere.wordpress.com/

You can follow them both on Twitter:

@speedqueenie and @elliot_jr

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Wednesday 19 October 2011

Episode 9 - The Gay and The Girl

Episode 9 is available to download or stream via Podomatic.
This time two friends from the world of Twitter and blogging take a spin on the mouthpiece. Introducing Elliot Robinson and Susan McLellen -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece Episode 9 - The Gay and The Girl

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Listen as the 'dildonic duo' confuse their guests into stunned silence with topics such as:

Roberts' inner ear issues
The Cat Piss Kid
Apologies (To and From Both Scratcher and Roberts)
Sex With Raw Meat
A Johnny Based School Prank
Prescribed Piles Scratching Techniques
Inventions
Outing
Japanese Deviancy
Buying and Selling Soiled Underpants
Our 'Demographic'
Things We've Learned From Porn
Geoffrey Stickleback


And many more..........

Thanks for listening.

You can check out Susan's blog "Speedqueenie's Juice Explosion" here:

http://www.speedqueenie.com/

And Elliot's "There's a Point in There Somewhere" here:

http://theresapointintheresomewhere.wordpress.com/

Both are prolific Twitterers and you and follow them on:

@Speedqueenie and @Elliot_Jr

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Friday 14 October 2011

Episode 8 - Gynoid: Nazi Sex Dolls (Operation Shitty Tramp Pockets)

Episode 8 is now available to download or stream via Podomatic. An almost special guest episode featuring Dan's (for the first time ever) very quiet better half -

Skeletor's Mouthpiece: Episode 8 - Gynoid: Nazi Sex Dolls

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This weeks rambles cover:

Vlad the Impailer
Nazi Sex Enginutiy
Operation "Shitty Tramp Pockets"
Old School Contraception
Sperm Donation
Film/T.V Lies
The Holy Grail
Other Sexy Relics
Syphillis at War
Syphilitic Benefits
Other Podomatic Podcasts
Ewok Sex Toys
More Facebook Bitterness


And other such oral detritus.........

Thanks for listening and supporting two fools.

Sadly I couldn't find any pictures of the Gynoid, but I think this illustrates the point nicely:



Also, while I was searching "Nazi Sex Doll" on Google and waiting for the government to kick down my front door, I came across this tome of  amazingness:

 

You can buy this from Amazon HERE....Enjoy!

You can read the Gynoid article for yourself here:

TIME Newsfeed

And once again our good old reliable listener, Ross, came up with the goods and has sent us this video from Episode 10, Season 2 of Deadliest Warrior in which they demonstrate Mr. The Impaler's preferred impaling technique. My favourite part is the bit where the Sun Tzu enthusiast surmises that impaling is the work of "an emotional man".



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Monday 3 October 2011

Episode 7 - I R Gay

Episode 7 is now available to download via Podomatic. A second special guest edition featuring Jack Cullen -


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Topics covered this week include:

Scratcher's obliviousness to the world of Grindr and Blendr
Underarm Sexyness
The Sights of Hertford Town
Myspace Dating
Cottaging
Technical Difficulties
Surname Origins
Rape Voice
Gay Nazis
Racist Parents
Gay Terrorists
DIY Porn

And many many more........

Thanks for listening.

Make sure you check out Jack's blog -

Jack of Hearts


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Saturday 24 September 2011

Episode 6 - The Legend of the Swan Plops: Part 2 ~ Sympathetically Aroused

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Topics covered this week include:

Coffee Super Powers
Decaffeinated Drinks
Lethal Doses
Botulism
Joan Collins
Sylvester Stallone
Uncle Ben
Road Trippin'
Bum Drugs
Text With A Stripper
Wasp Annihilation 

Thanks for listening.

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Friday 23 September 2011

Episode 5 - The Legend of the Swan Plops: Part 1 ~ Mono-brow Wheadon

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Topics covered this week include:

Brian Zembic - High Stakes Knocker Gambler
Greek Mythology
The Swanplops
Bakewell Tarts
Teflon Tits
Big Brother
Hollyoakes
G I Joe Twins
The Adjustment Bureau
1st Date Troubles
Farts In Space
Nazi Fart Parties

and much more.

And here is a picture of Brian Zembic for your eyes to consume. Thank you.


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Sunday 11 September 2011

Episode 4 - Dog Gender Flavour

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Topics covered this week include:

The Hairy Bikers
Chilli-Con-Carnivals
Technophobia
Beating Up 4 Year Old Girls
Scratcher's Wife (Again)
Male Boob Jobs
Knocker Attachments
Gender Bending
Going Total Recall
Otter Spotting
Wroxham
Roy's Monopoly
Dead Wet Pigeons
Dog Gender Clarification Methods

Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy it.

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Monday 29 August 2011

Episode 3 - Juan Baptista Dos Santos

Episode 3 is now available to stream/download via Podomatic.

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Topics covered this week include:

Feet Of Clay
Lady Gaga
Scratcher's Lovely Voice
More Foreskin
Wayne Rooney
Hair Transplants
Film Pitch
Surgery
Moles
Tracing Ballbag
Job Seekers Allowance

And finally, the star of the show.....

Juan Baptista Dos Santos


Also, here is the video evidence of Roberts' Rainbow based plaguerism:


Thank you. And a special thanks to Juan Baptista Dos Santos, just for being you.

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Friday 19 August 2011

Episode 2 - How many skins?

Episode is now up and available to stream and/or download after a week spent salvaging what we could from the mess we recorded.

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Topics covered this week include:

What we've learnt
Foreskin
Right Angle Pisses
Judaism
Docking
Vegans
Jamie Kilstein
Citizen Radio
Facebook
Too Much Twitter


Thank you.

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Sunday 7 August 2011

Episode 1 - Bum Breathing (Pilot)

For a hobby, this sure has proved to be rather stressful. After a day crawling about the Internet for a hosting solution we finally stumbled across PodOMatic which is by a long way the best option for us. Not only is it free to use but it was very simple for a couple of Internet mongs like us.

Having never even subscribed to an RSS, let alone set one up, I am hoping this post alerts our subscribers (which we have 3 of) to new content.

Failing that - you can listen online or download for free using the little download button down the bottom HERE -

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Topics covered this week include:

Podcasting
Recommended listening
Bum breathing
Popeye's sex life
Carrier pigeons
Dual genital problems

Hope you enjoy it. Tell your friends if you do. And if you don't, tell your enemies.

Thank you.

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